GV which means Gay Video, as the name implies, it refers to the erotic film between gay men. In Japan's AV market maturity has indicates that the development of GV has grown, even though GV came out much later than AV, but it is still being well received.
And with the appearance of GV, it camouflaged the indication of Japan's acceptance towards homosexuality.
Compared with Japan, China is a very traditional county, don't say GV, even to watch AV also has to be secretive. Sometimes, I really envy those children born from the "after 90ish", they don't have to care about anything and can nonsensically say: "See, that man is so handsome! He and his boyfriend are kissing!" or "Ah... yesterday I watched a new GV, that little guy's moan is so mesmerizing."
These type of words, I, Bai Ning could never say it out in real life.
As a single woman, watching sex videos, in the eyes of the older generation is considered shameful and immoral, moreover what I watch is two men making love. It is because of this reason that has caused the event of smashing an Apple Laptop.
And I naively thought that the after-effect of this matter can be easily solved with a counterfeit Apple Laptop.
But I was wrong, really really wrong.
At this moment, I'm sitting in VP Ren's office, almost choked on a glass of water that made my face turned red and my eyes flood with tears.
VP Ren saw me coughing so badly that my whole body trembled, he was unexpectedly calm and composed, propping his chin with his hand engrossed in watching me.
"It's only me personally pouring you a glass of water, you don't have to be so grateful."
"Ke ... Ke ... ——–"
"That's enough, stop coughing."
"Ke ... Ke ... "
"Bai Ning, your saliva has splashed all over my documents! Please, have mercy!"
"Ke ... Ke ... "
I pinched my throat, unable to stop my cough. If possible, I would rather be killed by lightning then sit in Ren Han's office in misery. After a while, I finally calm down and was able to speak, I eventually unable to take it anymore, ferociously shouted, "you just said that you ordered on my behalf?!!!!"
Ren Han was engrossed looking ar the document file, slightly raising his head and with his beautiful eyes that shone under the warm sunlight and smile that made me have goosebumps, said: "ah... well .... you don't have thank me."
I shook my head to remind myself that now is not the time to admire handsome guy, bluntly took a big step in front of Ren Han, waving my hand towards him, fuming with rage and said: "I'm not thanking you, you better make it clear to me!"
Just this morning, I spent a tremendous amount of energy to look for Ren Han, wanted to ask him to recommend me to Director Zhang so that I can do that annoying interview. In the end, I hadn't got the chance to explain my purpose in coming here, the moment I entered the office, he giggled and said: "Bai Ning, you came at the right time, I've just helped you to place an order for an Apple laptop."
After getting struck by lightning, I hovered between life and death because of a glass of water. Grabbing Ren Han's collar, I recklessly shook him, "tell me, the one that you've ordered is it a genuine product?"
Hearing that, Ren Han with a looked at me suspiciously, "so as to say, originally your plan is to buy a counterfeit Apple for President Liu ?"
Once again I was ruthlessly suppressed by him until I was speechless.
Ren Han slightly squinted his eyes looking at me up and down, then said, "don't worry, I just happened to know a friend who works as an Apple Distributor, he heard that I wanted one, and immediately gave me 20% discount, it won't be so expensive."
I'm held onto my last ray of hope and asked: "then .... after discount how much it cost ?"
Ren Han keep turning the pen in his hand, after a while finally said: "twenty thousand"
I stood stiffly at my current place with an impulse to strangle Ren Han for him to perish together with me.
As a small Editorial Assistant, my monthly salary is only ¥2000. It is ¥20,000 .... after deducting all my expenses, if in one month I save ¥1500, I still need to save nearly ten months!
Ren Han looked at me, not even batting an eyelid, his pupils were like deep black pools, so deep that you can't know what is he thinking. "Bai Ning, don't tell me that you don't have ¥20,000."
The thought of my Bank Card that stored ¥10,000 which I saved for one year, I couldn't help wanting to burst into tears. That is all my hard earned money that I've saved.
"Well..." , I twisted my fingers and wryly said, "VP Ren, I appreciate your good intention but can I not to order from your friend, I ——"
I hadn't completed my sentence, Ren Han coldly interrupted me, raised his eyebrows and said: "No."
"Why?" Damn it, nowadays still have the practice force to buy and sell? Ren Han must be getting some rebate!
Ren Han muttered, "because this morning, I accompanied President Liu to personally go down to my friend's shop to look at the laptop, and now President Liu has used the laptop, only short of making the payment, if you want to return it, why don't you find President Liu to discuss?"
"....." With this current situation, what else can I say?
"Eh..... VP Ren."
"En?"
"Can the company give an advance of 6 months salary ?"
"Can."
"Really?"
"If the company is owned by your family."
Ren Han, I curse you, curse all your family members to be bottoms!*
***(Bai Ning actually cursed Ren Han and his family are submissive gays)***
I flew all the way back to the Editorial Department, and the first thing I did was to go online on QQ.
As expected, the group is still bustling with noise and excitement. I opened up my private chat, no longer bothered whether I will get caught by the Leader for chatting during working hours.
[Bai Ning] Wormy, you there? Emergency!!!
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] Little Ning, I'm putting a mask on my face, lalalala —–
[Bai Ning] Let me ask you something, that counterfeit seller, can you contact them now?
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] why?
[Bai Ning] my side here got a bit of situation, later tonight I will tell you the details, have to withdraw the order, tell them not to deliver the goods. Must remember!!
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] uh, ok, you wait, I'll go Q her, she seems to be online
– 10 hateful minutes later –
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] my dear, I've tried my best. But the shopkeeper said they've just sent out the goods.
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] it doesn't matter, later you just have to ask for a refund and send back the goods. Only this way.
[Bai Ning] then shipping fee who'll pay?
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] Bai Ning, did your boss squeezed you till you've become silly? Let me ruthlessly tell you, of course it's you, spending ¥400 for nothing, my dear, you sure you don't want it? That's ¥400 ah!!
[Bai Ning] ....
Sitting in front of the computer, I'm totally speechless.
I also don't want to waste ¥400 shipping fee, that is my hard earned money by working overtime at night. However, Ren Han he ....
I've decided, Ren Han, you are not just a Passive, but also must be a Cheap Passive, I still want to match you with a Slag Active, after XXOO sell you to a brothel, let you suffer torment, after that redeem you back, let you see that Slag Active having XXOO with others, then find another person to XXOO you, shoot all the process into a video, sell it to major venues, let you become the best selling porn celebrity, and then .....
Here I am still in the middle of wonderful fantasy, Wormy has been anxiously waiting.
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] Xiao Ning, why you didn't say anything ah ...
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] in the end how ah?
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] hey... hey...you wouldn't be vomiting blood and dying, right? Want to make me anxious to death?
I clenched my teeth and fists, typed:
[Bai Ning] our Magazine Group Vice President is a Cheap Passive
[Bai Ning] moreover is the worst out of the worst kind of Cheap Passive I've ever seen, I've decided tonight I'm gonna use my pen to crush him to death.
After I typed down two lines of sentences, I still haven't feel satisfied, just as I was pondering while touching the keyboard, I saw the other party reply.
[Ren Han] ?
[Bai Ning] after go back home then I'll tell you the details, anyway I feel like writing for some time now, today thanks to that MB Vice President gave me the determination to start out.
[Ren Han] ?
Seeing two question marks in a row, I finally felt that something is wrong, I looked up to see the QQ user name, my soul completely flew out of my body. Afterwards, I tried to slowly recall, found out that during my chat with Wormy, Ren Han had shamelessly clicked on QQ's alert function, hence his dialog box magnificently shot up to the front.
So once again, I magnificently showed off my deep potential of "bad luck".
After a long time, I found out that the person I just wrote to was none other but our company's VP Ren.
[Bai Ning] I'm sorry... I'm sorry ... VP Ren, I've just sent the wrong message.
[Ren Han] you were on a personal chat. Don't you know company doesn't allow personal chat?
[Bai Ning] I'm sorry ... is there anything?
[Ren Han] just now I hadn't finished talking, you ran for what?
[Bai Ning] uh, you still had something to say?
[Ren Han] en, my friend will send someone to collect the payment in the afternoon, please remember during lunchtime, the first thing to do is to go withdraw the money, ¥20,000.
[Bai Ning] oh my God!!!
[Bai Ning] VP Ren, you don't have to be in such a rush, right?
[Bai Ning] uh... although a bit embarrassing, but ....can pay in installment?
At this point, I began to hate myself why didn't I apply for a credit card. At first when I saw all my buddies in Editorial Department, everyone had a few credit cards, I was laughing at them for spending future money, greatly appreciated myself for being able to save money, saving all my salary money into my bank card, how great it was ... that way my precious money won't run away and I can also restrain myself from overspending.
But right now, this is the first time in my life I've regretted it big time.
Seeing that Ren Han suddenly didn't have any reply, I was a little worried.
After a long time, the other party finally replied, and I heard the cute QQ sound.
[VP Ren] just now you could, now ... cannot
[Bai Ning] ah, why? now they can't do installment payment?
[Ren Han] it's not like that
[Bai Ning] ?
[Ren Han] Bai Ning, do you know Baidu has a "search"?
[Bai Ning] ?
Ren Han sent over a copy of website link, I inexplicably clicked on it, in a split second, my brain messed up.
————
Question: what is Cheap Passive?
Best answer :
Passive pairing with Active, referring to the identity of a homosexual couple. Passive as the receiver, playing the role as the person who gets pressured at the bottom.
As for Cheap Passive, is referring to the cheapest, lowest type of Passive. The unwanted one. Others will spurn him, humiliate him, but he still clutching on his Chrysanthemum, crying and begging people to XXOO him, that kind of Passive.
According to general conclusion, the fate of Cheap Passive if not being gang raped, then would died in order to protect the Active. Of course if it's HE conclusion, then after a long long time, he still will die worthlessly, hahahahaha.....
————
I looked at the screen, suddenly felt powerless.
Especially after seeing that few words behind domineering hahahaha, impressively wrote down, "reply by: Xiao Ning Zi".
Why did I actually personally dig a hole, jump into it and send myself to death.
At that time, why did I have an itchy hand, because of an insignificant amount of points, write the answer for what is Cheap Passive?
Uncle Baidu, why you have to betrayed me as well?
After a while, I saw Ren Han's icon keep flashing, trembling, I clicked on it, I looked across at the LCD a screen, behind the Ren Han name which written in the bold letters, I saw his magnificent handsome face.
[Ren Han] Bai Ning, you better pray that I don't find out what MB is, or else you will die more miserably.
[Bai Ning] ......
I feel that these days I simply cannot live anymore.
***(Chrysanthemum is a slang for Anus)***
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