Chapter 57

 Slowly I felt the haze lifting and felt my senses settling. I felt my consciousness gradually calm down and felt a seemingly endless stream of warmth flowing in as I came to as if my consciousness was settling and integrating into my new body.

After a little time, I felt a lot better and gently opened my eyes.

...Who was this?!!

...Wasn't this Pingyang?!!!

I was taken aback, as I saw Pingyang showing an expression I have never seen on her before.

After a bit of thinking, I doubtfully asked: "...Wu Min Jun?"

"Pingyang's" expression got uglier and nodded.

I painfully rubbed my head: "How did you become Pingyang?"

After I asked, I found that something was wrong. If I became myself, I wouldn't see Pingyang!

Looking down at my own hand, it was a man's hand, and there were a lot of calluses. I could see that it was a hand that has practiced very diligently...

I swallowed and said, "I am LuLu...?"

Wu Min Jun was as frustrated as me and nodded.

"How could this be?!" I held my head and suddenly thought of the chicken and duck that were sent back to the imperial kitchen by us... it wouldn't be that Pingyang and LuLu ate them?!

**(LOL they are ungrateful, should have kept them as pets or something, sending them to their death after traumatizing them, I guess it is cruel kindness)**

I took a deep breath and asked Wu Min Jun: "Is it a problem with the chicken and duck?"

Wu Min Jun: "Obviously..."

"How did we not think of the medicine being so effective...?"

Wu Min Jun: "Forget it, sit here first, Pingyang and LuLu should come to find us soon."

I nodded uncomfortably, and then sat down on the bed with some frustration, saying: " Why is it so miserable? I couldn't return to my body, instead I became another man..."

Wu Min Jun did not speak.

I suddenly remembered something and suddenly looked at him...

Pingyang was a pregnant woman!

That means Wu Min Jun...

I swallowed, I was a little nervous: "You, how do you feel?"

Wu Min Jun took a deep breath, and after a while, spat out two words: "Don't ask."

"..."

I didn't mean to, but I really felt like laughing...

I bit my lip, I couldn't resist smiling as I said: "You must not be angry, pregnant women cannot be angry."

Wu Min Jun: "... "

After some time, a servant came rushing to inform us that the Emperor and Empress had suddenly come.

This was a very uncomfortable and unreasonable thing, but it was the Emperor who did it, so who will dare to say anything. Wu Min Jun and I knew that Pingyang and LuLu have not come to greet us, but had rushed here without thinking.

As soon as they came in, I was relieved because "Yun Jiao" was at the front and "Wu Min Jun" was standing a bit behind, I immediately realized that Pingyang was in my body...oh, this was a bit strange, after the pills were taken by four people, why was it so troublesome?

Sure enough, once the doors were closed, "Yun Jiao" rushed to me and Wu Min Jun and said: "Is it royal brother and sister-in-law? I am Pingyang!"

...and then pointing to Wu Min Jun behind her: "He is LuLu."

I nodded and pointed to myself: "I am your royal sister-in-law"

...then pointed at "Pingyang": "He is your royal brother."

Pingyang: "..."

Pingyang teared up: "Royal brother! How can you come to me?! Now there's a child in your stomach!"

I finally broke and rolled on the bed laughing.

Wu Min Jun: "..."

"Is it so funny?" Wu Min Jun looked at me with the expression that said, 'Keep laughing and we will die together'.

I took a deep breath and calmed down my expression: "No, not funny."

Wu Min Jun: "Well. This is worse..."

"But, Emperor, you are a strong warrior!" I sneered.

When Pingyang heard it, she forgot the trouble for a while and happily laughed.

LuLu: "..."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

I wiped the tears of the laughter and looked at LuLu, who had been close-mothed the whole time, I suddenly thought that he had a pregnant wife that has now become his brother-in-law...How sad!

So I sat up straight and said: "What should we do now? Let's discuss it."

Wu Min Jun flatly said: "It lasts for twelve hours, so let's wait for time to pass."

Although his tone was flat, I could almost hear his jaws clenching, so I nodded quickly: "Then we'll wait, as long as you can bear it..."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

Pingyang and LuLu did not understand and had question marks on their faces, I explained: "The Emperor is now pregnant..." I avoided the murderous eyes of Wu Min Jun and continued: "We'll just live in Pingqin Hall, Pingyang you accompany LuLu and guide him so he doesn't make any mistakes, anyway by this time tomorrow we'll change back. I am now a Fuma and I want to take it easy, I will accompany your royal brother, he... needs someone to take care of him."

**("Fuma" means Princess's consort/husband)**

LuLu and Pingyang nodded, and then I turned to Lu Lu: "When you get to Court, you don't have to say too much, but just note down what the ministers say to tell the Emperor. As for the memorials, all of them are given to the Emperor and they must be organized in the morning for at least half an hour, then take them to the Emperor's palace, if not, the eunuchs will find it strange even if they will not dare to voice any opinions, but you know in the palace there are too many eyes, any rumors spreading is not good."

LuLu: "Okay."

After a while, he asked: "Empress, how are you so familiar with this process...?"

I: "..."

Wu Min Jun lazily reclined on the bed, he was originally lazy like an old man, now that he was a pregnant woman, he was even lazier.

I saw that time was almost running too long, Lu Lu and Pingyang should be leaving, Pingyang reluctantly agreed and said: "Royal brother, be careful with the child!"

Wu Min Jun: "If you say another word, I will go drink abortion medicine."

Pingyang: "Uh..."

After sending Pingyang and Lu Lu away, Wu Min Jun and I were still a bit at a loss, so we lay down to sleep, but I was not used to this environment, especially the body...I had been teasing Wu Min Jun so I temporarily forgot about it, but now that I have calmed down, I don't know how to place my hands and feet, if it was Wu Min Jun's body it was nothing, but this was LuLu's so this was very embarrassing...

Wu Min Jun noticed and said: "Don't think so much, close your eyes, after a while, you will fall asleep."

I asked: "What about you...?"

Pingyang's stomach was a bit big, like a small ball stuffed in his clothes. Wu Min Jun was not used to sleeping sideways.

Wu Min Jun quietly said: "Fortunately-"

He suddenly stopped talking midway. I got up and asked, "What happened?"

Wu Min Jun said: "It...is moving."

I:" ..."

Mirai's Comment: Something to note, in Chinese language, there is no he or she distinctions, it has gender-neutral pronouns, so it's more like "that/this person" in english, of course, that would sound weird...Just wanted to point that out so there's no confusion.

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