Chapter 29

After saying it, all my courage was used up immediately, blushing, I covered my face.

Wu Min Jun collapsed on the bed: "Wet the bed?!?! Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?!"

I replied: "There shouldn't be, the pants is wet..."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

I saw him with a dark face and quickly explained: "I don't know what is going on..."

Wu Jun said: "You... you let me see."

I panicked: "Look at what?! Although, although it is your body, it is too..."

Wu Min Jun: "Calm down, I mean let me look at the pants."

Me: "Oh..."

I first called the palace maids who were waiting outside to prepare the hot water for the bath, then I went to the bath area myself, took off my clothes and threw the trousers toward Wu Min Jun outside, and then jumped into the bath, I was shy and slowly took a bath.

I soaked in the water for a long time, I didn't dare to get up, and finally Wu Min Jun shouted to me: "You're still not done? Are you dead inside?!" I was embarrassed, so I got up, put on clean clothes, and came out.

Wu Min Jun was sitting on the chair with his legs crossed, and the pants were thrown at his feet. My face was red: "Do you want to take a bath too...?"

"It's not bedwetting." Wu Min Jun's eyes fluttered as he suddenly said this.

I:"..."

"It's not bedwetting..." I was embarrassed and continued to say, "Don't comfort me... Hey, or better to say, don't comfort yourself."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

He became flustered: "It's really not! Um... Um, how to explain this to you? This is just like the reaction you have sometimes when you wake up in the morning, it is normal! Just... cough, this is the evolution of that."

I:"........."

I couldn't say anything because it was obvious that this "evolution" was beyond all of my normal range.

Wu Min Jun agitatedly took a sip of tea and said: "Were you dreaming last night?"

I:"..."

"Did you?" Wu Min Jun looked at me.

"No, no..." I squinted and shook my head.

Wu Min Jun: "..."

"How many times have I told you that when you lie it is very obvious! Say what you dreamt last night."

I feel like my face right now could be used as a stove: "I really didn't..."

Wu Mn Jun: "..."

"Forget it, I ask you, did you dream of a man and a woman last night?"

I looked up and was dumbfounded: "...?! You, how did you know...?"

Wu Min Jun: "..."

I realized that I just easily outed myself, and quickly lowered my head.

Wu Min Jun replied: "Of course, I know... Fortunately, what you dreamt of is a man and a woman. If you dreamt of two men or two women, I will..."

He paused, then continued: "In short, this is a normal reaction for men. Don't worry too much, it's not bedwetting... You are too muddleheaded, it's not easy to clear."

I argued: "It's not my fault! I can't look at it myself!"

Wu Min Jun smiled and suddenly asked me: "Who and you did you dream of? Overnight, Yun XiaoJiao you've grown up overnight..."

Yun XiaoJiao...?

**(Xiao means little, so calling her "Xiao Jiao" is treating her like a kid in this context, it's often used as an attachment to a name, as a sort of pet name, working the same as "'er")**

I turned my head: "Why are you asking?... Didn't I tell you that I didn't dream?!"

Wu Min Jun pretended to not hear what I said: "Let me guess ~ It won't have been yourself?"

I:"..."

Wu Min Jun laughed: "Looking at your expression, you must have!"

I:"..."

"Well, who was the man..." He touched his chin. "Is it Wu Hao?"

I immediately replied: "How is that possible?! Didn't you see how he looked last time...?"

Realizing that I exposed myself again, I clamped my mouth shut.

Wu Min Jun raised an eyebrow: "Is it... is it that Yan Yu?"

Me: "..." I chose to be silent, but my eyes stared at him silently.

Wu Min Jun continued: "It shouldn't be the TaiFu, right?"

I:"..."

Wu Min Jun started clapping and arrogantly laughed as he poured himself tea and picked up the teacup and sighed slowly: "I know, it's me~ hahahaha~ Hey, I blame my charm..."

He hadn't finished talking yet, I reached over and flipped the teacup, and the tea poured toward his face.

"It's very hot –!" Wu Min Jun jumped up and shouted. "It's your problem if you disfigu-"

I angrily shouted back: "I am married to you anyway, and there is no difference between leaving a scar on the face or on the hand!"

Then I stormed out in anger and shyness.

Wu Min Jun: "..."

***

I left the palace, the outside was cool, there was a nice breeze, but my face was hot and scary.

Wu Min Jun was really annoying, obviously he knew that I must be embarrassed enough to die in this situation, but he kept on happily guessing one after another, and even mentioned the Taifu... I really wanted to cry without tears.

But the most resentful thing was that he finally said it so mercilessly, "I know, it's me~", and used such a conceited and narcissistic tone.

I kept fuming in my heart, and I walked around randomly. After a while, I finally felt a little more comfortable, but I found myself at the manmade Lake.

Going to the manmade Lake, I thought of Wu Hao, who was locked up here. It has been seven or eight days since he was locked up. I have been bringing him food and water every two days, and the pool water cannot be changed.

I was stunned. Wu Hao disappeared, and his people from Bei country were not worried at all, which made me feel a bit strange. Apparently, according to the eunuch who announced that I wanted Wu Hao to live in the palace, Wu Hao's attendants and others in his group from Bei country, after hearing the edict, did not seem surprised or worried, instead, they were happy and accepting.

I thought it felt very strange, but Wu Min Jun said that it must be because the Bei Emperor and Wu Hao had planned to let Wu Hao seduce "me", so about Wu Hao staying in the palace, they were not surprised, and instead rejoiced.

I was skeptical of the IQ of the Bei Emperor and the entire Bei country.

Walking up to the area's big iron trap, I stood near it carefully. Picked up a stone and tossed it at the tiger's head, I have exceptional aim, so as expected the big iron door opened. 

When the big iron block opened, I could hear Wu Hao's heartbreaking cry inside: "Quick! Please let me go!!!"

The stone fell inside as well.

"Ah-!!!"

It seems that my aim was really good, the stone must have hit Wu Hao, he snorted and then closed his mouth.

I found that he was no longer speaking, and was afraid that it killed him, so I carefully walked over and said, "Wu Hao?"

Wu Hao had not had time to reply, as the big iron door just happened to be on time, and closed.

I:"..."

Wu Hao: "..."

I had to take the hairpin holding my hair up to use to block the tiger head after opening the iron doors, so it would not close too quickly this time.

I looked down and found Wu Hao lit the candle. I blinked and found him faintly...

with a head full of blood...

I:"..."

Wu Hao: "..."

After a while, Wu Hao looked up and spat at me, but of course, he couldn't hit me as I was out of reach. Eventually, it only fell back on his own face.

Wu Hao: "......"

"Ah... let me out..." Wu Hao pleaded.

I sighed: "Why are you suffering this...?"

Wu Hao continued to cry: "Let me out... ah..."

I really couldn't bear it: "You wait for a while, I will help you."

Wu Hao immediately stopped crying and looked at me incredulously: "Really?"

I nodded. "But after you come out, don't let the Emper-, no... um, don't let Changyi... don't let the Empress see you."

Given the amount of twists and turns I went through to complete that sentence, Wu Hao looked at me like I was silly, and finally, worried he said: "Xi Emperor, I have to declare beforehand, I do not like men... I will not serve you because of this. ..."

"..."

Standing aside, I removed the hairpin: "Oh. You think too much, really."

Wu Hao: "..."

The big iron piece rumbled and closed.

Wu Hao: "......"

I shook my head, turned, and left.

Forget it, let's wait until Wu Min Jun comes over and releases him, I was too lazy to care about him...

I thought of Wu Min Jun, and I couldn't help but get embarrassed all over again. Fortunately, I thought about it and finally thought of a way to make myself less embarrassed, which was, to push all the blame on Wu Min Jun.

So I went back to the Emperor's palace in an imposing manner. When I arrived, Wu Min Jun was in the middle of examining his face in the mirror, checking for any marks. Seeing me come in, he turned and asked: "Done being shy?"

I pointed at him: "Of course! I was never shy! It is you, you should be ashamed..."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

"Oh. You explain, why?" Wu Min Jun crossed up his arms and looked at me with a sly smile.

My eyes darted around: "In fact, it is all the reaction of your body, I dreamed... I told you, it was just a very normal dream, that is, we were drinking, there was absolutely nothing strange... ...so it's true that your own body has an issue...I was thinking that..."

Wu Min Jun: ".... You are really something, you are even blaming me for this."

He gave an "I lost" expression and then changed the topic: "But, you said that you dreamed that we were drinking?"

I stuttered: "Yes, yes! Why?"

"Calm down, don't be so nervous..." Wu Min Jun smiled, making me feel uncomfortable. "But say, was it really drinking?"

"Yes, yes! Otherwise what?!" I asked nervously.

Wu Min Jun touched his chin: "Oh, nothing, but... you can do other things while drinking."

My face became very hot: "You... talk less, what is there?"

"Ha ha ha ha." Wu Min Jun looked very happy, got up, walked to the door, "Yeah, it is nothing."

I became relieved.

Wu Min Jun pushed the door open, turned, and smiled back at me: "But I remember, last time we... hm?"

I:"..."

Wu Min Jun laughed and closed the door.

... Him saying this, I... was not nervous about it, after all, it's impossible that he will forget.

But was he sick? Why did he open the door to speak?! Didn't he see the guards and the maids at the door standing there?! Can he think a bit more?!!

***

... Sure enough, not long after that, the rumor that "the Empress is not as serious as she seems" was quickly spread...

Moreover, it spread to all four countries...

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