Rotten Girl, this slang was originally derived from Japan, which literally means that no medicine can cure this person, someone specifically preferring BL and like to fantasize about same-gender relationships.
As a veteran Rotten Girl, the worry that I have is not necessarily lesser than other comrades.
For example, you need to hide it from your parents, if they ever find out that you like BL, they will think that you have sexual orientation problem and then will always keep an eye on you, or will even force you to go on matchmaking sessions with some old men.
Another example, you need to suppress your perverted character, in case you see lovely handsome guys holding hands on the street, you'll like it so much that you'll drool over it and then start stalking behind them, and get mistaken as a pervert.
Another example, you need to always remind yourself to be rational, so that you won't recklessly start to persuade your male friends to go find a good man and get married.
Again another example, when you are surrounded by men in an environment, you should not expose a smirk smile to avoid having misunderstandings.
And again another example, you work in such a fine and dignified working environment, that in real life you have no choice but to disguise yourself as a pure white rabbit, which is, for example, a person like – me, Bai Ning.
I still remembered some time ago in one of Editorial Department meetings, our Senior Editor Xiao Fu said: "Do you know that in Chengdu there's a middle-aged gay couple who got married ?"
Leader Li Zi Ru nodded, " Yesterday I read about it in the newspaper."
Can Can: " Oh my God, this world has gone mad."
Xiao Wei: " That's ...that's...right, but....but they....they are ....very brave, not afraid of people's views."
Everyone tacitly looked at me at the same time. Swallowing my saliva, I reckoned that I should go along with this and say a few words, thus against my conscience, blinking my luminous eyes and with curiosity said: "Really? But how can two men get married? "
Once the words were out, I extremely despised of my own self, since I'm a wolf ... why need to pretend to be a sheep?
How can two men get married, How? .....,Bai Ning, have you not learned enough from the GV folder?
Alright, let's return to GV.
Firstly, until now I still don't understand why Big Boss has installed an option for letting the hidden folder visible on his laptop.
Secondly, I can't imagine what will happen to me if everyone in the meeting room sees the GV file content where two men interlocking against each other passionately, hearing them making the sound of en..en..ah..ah...
Thirdly, after many years, I still in awe of my own courage and wisdom at that time.
The moment the document folder started to open up, I enthusiastically grabbed Big Boss' computer and smashed it.
Concurrently as the screen went black, the entire conference room became so quiet as if there were no people in it.
My brain no longer working, foolishly holding the power cord, and my heart kept saying, "luckily... luckily...".
Luckily, I didn't let the company's people find out my secret.
Luckily, I didn't let my colleagues look me as if I'm a freak.
Luckily, I unplugged the power supply.
Luckily, I smashed his computer at the same time ...
Ah ???
After a while, a chuckle can be heard from Big Boss' left side, shortly a refined husky voice sounded, "Chief Li, looks like your subordinate doesn't want this month's bonus anymore."
The moment our Leader heard what the Journalism Department Leader Ren Han said, his whole face turned black, five facial features twisted and his expression turned ugly, grinding his teeth and he shouted: "Bai ——Ning !!!"
I was in shock for three seconds before an idea struck my mind very quickly, I thought up a "reasonable" explanation: " Hehe ... actually, it's like this.. suddenly I remembered isn't President Liu's birthday is coming soon? Hehe .. this Apple Laptop totally cannot match with our President Liu's character. So, I decided to help him smash it and buy the latest edition !!"
I'm not sure if I said anything wrong because the conference room suddenly turned silent like the dead.
After this incident over, Distribution Department Leader Xiao Zheng told me that on that day we had the meeting, this case had frightened the rest of other departments, they thought an earthquake was coming, and there are girls who even had the urge of taking off their high heels and escape.
"I never knew that you these two departments when having a meeting, can co-exist so peaceful, no quarrel no fight, and even be so quiet."
That time upon hearing this I burst into tears. Xiao Zheng how could you understand that during that short span of time, not more than ten minutes the so-called "Harmony Co-existence", was me using a total of twenty thousand yuan, my ten months salary in exchange for it.
As for the compensation of Big Boss' beloved Apple laptop, both departments which rarely agreed with each other decided that I should be the one to pay for it so the meeting was dismissed.
After getting all the scolding and reprimanding from the Leader and Big Boss, I stood in front of the magazine group's entrance door, and I was shaken up while holding the Apple laptop.
Oh my God, why is this happening to me ???
***
"Shi Shang" Magazine Group, established in 1990, the day international standard serial number is ISSN ****-**** is the mainland first classified subdivision for catering industry line magazine, focusing on the management of restaurants, hotel, bars, and all the related matters and research, published on the 1st of every month.
After nearly 20 years of development, the magazine group has a certain structure and scale, it specializes in the restaurant industry, to create an industry for distributors, agent, and readers as the primary media magazine.
Now the magazine group has a total of five departments: Administration, Editorial, Journalism, Distribution and Human Resource department, with a total of 100+ employees.
In the afternoon, during my busy time, I skived off my work and quietly logged onto QQ, once it opened up, the Chrysanthemum Group icon started to blink nonstop.
Chrysanthemum Group, formerly known as Chrysanthemum Harem, from the name gives out a clue that this is a group where the Rotten Girls gathered together. For the sake of the great harmony in the online network, was forced to rename it.
At this moment, I'm totally regretted opening the group chat because someone is sending an inappropriate bathing scene picture.
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] is sending picture
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] is sending picture
[Zhou Gong Wu Meng] wow ... wow !!! Worm, where did you get these pictures? It's so tempting ah!
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] everyone don't be anxious. I'll slowly send them out, hahahaha !!!
[MianMian] you guys want to get banned?
[Zhou Gong Wu Meng] hahaha ... moderator, don't be like that, everyone has been vegetarian for too long, the recent sharing don't dare to put up GV, we occasionally need to quench our thirst!
[Teddy Bear] That's right ... That's right.
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] is sending picture
[Bai Ning] ........
[MianMian] Bai Ning, well done, finally someone standing on my side here.
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] is this real ??? Bai Ning, are you at work? Afraid of being seen by colleagues?
[MianMian] you guys don't think I'm around, is it?
[Teddy Bear] who ask you to be the bottom man!!
[Zhou Gong Wu Meng] ke...ke... Bai Ning, actually you can hide the group chat, don't interrupt our viewing PP.
[Bai Ning] it's not like that, I'm online because I have an issue
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] ?
[BaiNing] any of you know which Taobao shop is selling counterfeit Apple laptop? Must be very similar, very much identical, can't even tell the real or fake.
I have thought about it, nowadays counterfeit goods are so advanced, in this group there a lot of sisters that are Taobao gurus, I absolutely can buy a counterfeit one to cheat my way out, anyway Big Boss' computer skill level is only up to "at home press CTRL+C, then when reach the company, firmly believe that just by pressing the CTRL+V all the documents will be paste successfully" that kind of level.
After I finished telling them the cause of my trouble, the group chat was filled up with laughter.
[MianMian] Bai Ning you are so so talented !!
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] please wait a while, tomorrow before noon I will definitely recommend you one with reasonable price, absolutely A grade counterfeit Apple laptop !!
[Bai Ning] *hug hug* Wormy, you are so good! I decided tonight to go home, transfer all the GV files, putting up in the USB although hidden but it's still not safe ah !!
[Zhou Gong Wu Meng] you're so stupid, who ask you to use that file name ? Mine all use "English Listening Skill Level 4"
[MianMian] fellow student, you're so OUT, nowadays the moment I see "English Level 4", "English Level 8" documents, I will think of crooked things.
[Worm specialised in eating Chrysanthemum] Bai Ning, since you want to transfer the file, might as well, send out a few files to the group chat as compensation for me helping you look for the counterfeit Apple laptop?
[MianMian] you guys so naughty !! Are you shutting your eyes on the group rules? By the way, Bai Ning when are you going to send it?
[Teddy Bear] haha... agreed !!!
[Bai Ning] hahaha ... wait for it, immediate upload !!
10 minutes later
[MianMian] Ke .. Ke ... this Bai Ning, too immersed in uploading until she cannot even talk?
[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] Got caught by the boss?
[Zhou Gong Wu Meng] I heard that Bai Ning's corporate internet network is always unstable, Big Boss very stingy, dozens of people has to share one network cable. Is it because she uploaded the GV file, her internet network hung ?
[Teddy Bear] no, she's still online
[Bai Ning] I can't find my USB !!
Sitting in front of the computer, I'm wildly scratching my head, making my hair disheveled.
What does a bad luck streak... today I finally understand it.
It seems this year, I really am having a streak of bad luck?? I even have the courage to rip out the power cord, causing the meeting has to be postponed, moreover smashing Big Boss' laptop such a serious consequence, is it still not enough to end the bad luck streaks?
My USB ... my precious collection hundreds of GV files USB is gone ??
I'm like ants on a hot pan now, anxiously wanting to jump out.
Bag ??? ... is not there
Work desk ??? ... is not there
Drawers ??? ... is not there
I hesitated for a while, then rushed out to the conference room to find the USB, meanwhile at the same time there was an uninvited guest who came to the Editorial Department.
Can Can saw the uninvited guest, laughed loudly and said, "Slime, how come so free to come here? Looking for Xiao Wei to write an article again?"
Xiao Wei's face slightly blushed, "Can .... Can Can, don't ..... don't be like that."
Xiao Fu came in with an expressionless face holding up a big stack of documents slammed it on Xiao Wei's desk, "finish this data entry before getting off work today."
After that, then he looked at Slime who is leaning against the door and faintly said, "if you are looking for Xiao Wei, he's very busy today, probably he may not be able to help you."
Slime who was standing in front of the door, expressed a disdainful look, with an angry snort said: "Who's looking for him? You !! Bai Ning, our Leader is looking for you."
Once words were out, I can hear the sobbing sound from the whole Editorial Department.
Leader? Journalist Department Leader, Ren Han? That fellow with a stuck up nose looking for me? For what?
Slime flicked her hair and added a few more words before she left, "don't misunderstand, our Leader just said that he found your stuff and want to personally return it, don't be proud as a peacock !!! "
After saying this, Slime walked out gracefully. Colleagues from the Editorial Department knowing that Ren Han didn't have any malicious intent towards me, heaved a sigh of relief and went on doing their own things. The only thing left was me, standing stiffly at the same spot.
Stuff?
USB !!!
He shouldn't have seen anything that he shouldn't see, should he?
Amen ... may God bless me !!
Mirai's Comment: Oh so he had spyware on, okay that explains it...it's not her fault then (wholly anyway LOL)...Also, am I the only one who thought the Big Boss was the male lead ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )...I had sort of been pondering why he had a bald head...Ah, it makes a lot more sense no
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