Wu Min Jun's life began on a sorrowful note. Since he was young, everything and everyone operated within his expectations, except for one person...
That person's name was Yun Jiao.
——Thoughts
My childhood memories are very vague, at most, I remember shadows of a wet and cold bed, a dark room with no light, food that was difficult to swallow, and an "elder brother" who bullied me.
At first, I didn't understand.
He had to study, I have to study as well, the teachers were stricter with him. I studied harder and better, but I never received a reward. Every time he came, he wore gorgeous and dazzling clothes, with a golden crown and he exuded a sense of pride and self-confidence. I didn't feel inferior, I just felt that there was a slight gap between him and me.
At that time, my thoughts were very simple. I thought the reason I was not living as good as he was based on the words "For the sky to open to sinners, they must first suffer...", then later I accidentally heard the two teachers conversing and then I realized it was because I came a little later, so all the benefits were taken by him and I could only be a substitute, who could die at any time, even put in a secret room without a name.
**(The line is from a poem by Meng Zi called "Born in Sorrow, Died in Peace" /生于忧患,死于安乐, the idea is to reach heaven and enjoy its luxuries, you must first suffer and struggle to get there...so he believed it was because he did not work hard enough...poor kid 😭)**
I am not suffering, not sad, not desperate.
Although life here is difficult, it is still decent.
And my brother seems to know about the issue too, and is more agitated than me, he believes that my existence is a threat to him, and therefore resents me.
It is really retarded.
I didn't hate him, yet he hates me.
However, after I went through all the tortuous punishments he put me through, I finally thought it through, although I don't think life here is too painful, but in any case, I do not intend to die, especially, to stupidly die of maltreatment like this.
So I killed him.
His martial arts is not good, and he is not diligent in studying. If I apply myself a little, he will be done for. At the moment of his death, I thought, fortunately, I am not him, or maybe I would be the one dead now. Living such a luxurious lifestyle will really make people lazy, seeing my father and brother, it is simply two tragedies.
Since then I became Wu Min Jun.
Or, have I always been Wu Min Jun?
My father's heart is really easy to see, he obviously knows I killed my brother, although he is not sure exactly how, but what else can he do? He can only accept me and give me everything he used to give my brother.
I do not decline anything, but I also do not enjoy it.
After a few years, in a blink of an eye, I had adapted very well, from frugality to luxury, I should really thank my brother, although I still did not dare to indulge in it or enjoy it.
Gradually, I found that I like fighting in wars.
Attacking territories, to defend the country and expand our territory, holding a spear I ventured into battle.
Whether it was leading a charge to break through enemy lines or planning strategies for decisive battles, I found it all very exciting.
I did not sympathize with the defeated countries, at most, I thought the people were pitiful, but what about it? The way of the world is the weak get suppressed by the strong.
I did not massacre the entire city, did not kill those who surrendered and did not allow the soldiers to arbitrarily break into the city and recklessly go about doing as they like. This is my kindness.
But if I don't attack, then that is stupid.
A gambling game between countries is what war is at its core.
That day, I had just led an attack to break through to Liucheng city in Dong country, when I suddenly received news that my father was seriously ill, thinking of my uncle, I decided to go back first. Anyway, Dong was a dying country, it was only a matter of time until it was completely destroyed.
But I did not expect that there would be an assassination.
...especially, with only one assassin.
Since I was young, I have always been a light sleeper, any little movement will wake me up. This time was no exception. I heard that person knock out the guards outside and then quietly creep in, thinking they were very quiet, not knowing that I had already discovered them.
Then the man approached me little by little.
I did not hesitate to get up and attack him. Unexpectedly this person's martial arts was not weak and was comparable to mine. Moreover, I found out that the assassin is a woman.
The battle ended up with us hitting our heads together. My last thought before passing out was...being overturned in the gutter.
**("overturned in the gutter" means for something to end in a miserable failure.)**
***
I woke up early the next morning and was greeted with my own face, I even thought I saw my brother for a moment...
But I could still tell the differences in my own face, so I looked down at my hands and clothes and found that it was indeed a woman's figure...although the chest was a little flat.
It's so funny, I actually became a woman, moreover, the female assassin sent to assassinate me.
She also woke up, and she looked shocked, at least more shocked than I was...I saw her dagger and realized that she was actually a Princess of Dong country.
A princess, sent to be an assassin?
Her life is also a tragedy...
... Looking in the mirror, I was more convinced of this.
Going to the bathroom, taking a shower...How can this woman be so horrible? My body must be in extreme pain...
***
Sheng'an came and caused a big fuss. This time, I didn't feel particularly annoyed, probably because Yun Jiao's expression was very funny.
We went to see my royal father, unexpectedly he died, and I was not at his side during his last moments, must be Heaven's will.
Finally killed uncle, my heart feels relieved and comfortable.
The Emperor's throne is set.
This woman is going to be an empress, she is happy.
... Well, now I am the Empress.
***
Sheng'an is so noisy and annoying.
Accompanying Yun Jiao to mourn by the side of the coffin. What is she afraid of? The ghost should be afraid of her.
She said that she wants to find a man, in fact, I am the best man to find...how can this woman be so stupid?
***
Sheng'an is not smart...
She was easily deceived.
Yun Jiao, this woman is still awkward.
It's probably that I am too smart, ah, there's no other way.
***
I went with Yun Jiao back to Dong country.
It feels wonderful. Before I came here to attack, but now I am returning to my maternal family.
What's this?
The ministers of Dong are stupid, and Yun Jiao is not so stupid after all.
***
I was kissed by a man!
I really want to execute his whole family, What are you kissing me for?!
... not allowed to kiss Yun Jiao either.
***
Yun Jiao is so silly, just seeing a black-haired man dressed in white and her soul has flown away.
Am I not dark-haired? Don't I have a white dress on?
...oh, our bodies are currently exchanged...
How come Yun Jiao is so stupid? Can't she just wear white clothes and then look in the mirror?
Tian Wei...such a stupid name, that is, the Wu family has cropped up.
***
We ran into a little fortune teller and a little mouse and she said that we would have a bloody disaster.
I didn't think much of it.
It turned out it was monthly bleeding.
I... this hurts.
***
Yun Jiao and I quarreled a little, she is too idealistic and does not make sense.
Will not comfort her, comfort once and there will be a next time, and another next time...
...Why is it taking so long?
***
Back to Xi country.
I fell into the secret room.
TaiFu is really stupid, what kind of stupid idea was this?
Yun Jiao is even more stupid to have touched the switch.
I am also a little stupid, how could I forget to tell her not to touch it?
Oh, stupidity can also be contagious. -_-)'
***
In the secret room, some bad memories were cropping up, but this time... there was a stupid woman with me.
We actually switched back.
It seems we can separate now.
Oh, for the sake of her stupidity, I will let Dong country off.
Why do I feel like I am a little stupid?
Leave quickly, leave quickly... or I will become dumber and dumber.
***
Stupid woman, no matter how I look, left and right. I remembered that there was wine buried in the ground and so I went to dig it out.
I am drunk, been drinking.
She actually finished the last gulp, not good, of course, I have to get it.
Well, I didn't think much about it. The wine was very sweet...With how rough and coarse she is, unexpectedly, her lips were very soft...
...If she knows that I thought so, she will probably do more than just push me away...Ah, my head hurts, blood is coming out...this strange woman.
***
Since we are going to be separated, I am reluctant to take a good look at her and so I blocked the sun for her...In fact, I also want to reach out and block my own eyes.
It's so hard and serious, just this time.
... I don't know what to say, but we switched again.
I am especially quite happy.
It'll probably be very fun.
***
Must get married.
Later... She will be my Empress.
Damn, the crown is too heavy...
....What? She specifically ordered it?
She's a good student, I discovered that her scheming has improved by 10%...
... What? Am I not a good place to learn from?
No matter what, she cannot learn about her own outfit?
***
Yan Yu, that distressing fellow came again, I haven't seen him happy, always looking sad and staring at me...what are you looking at? Haven't you seen such an ugly woman before?
... well, it's not that ugly.
Wu Hao also came...I don't want to think about him, I haven't ever seen him normal.
... However, this tight clothing looks quite fun... I don't know what is wrong with his mind.
Will trap him in the secret chamber and let him rot.
***
The nuptial chamber, Yun Jiao really does not understand anything, so stupid.
But if she understands, that is also not quite right.
In the end, when she realized, she became red-faced...I have never seen my face blush.
Woke up in the morning to find that she actually-...
Um, Yun Jiao, you are in love with me, aren't you?
***
I went to see Wu Hao trapped in the secret room and asked about Bei country's matters. In fact, all these I already knew before, it's not really challenging at all.
Only Yun Jiao, this stupid woman will look at me dumbfounded...she hasn't realized that my strategies rival that of Zhuge Liang?
These idiots cannot match up to me.
**(Zhuge Liang was a renowned military strategist and politician)**
***
I took Yun Jiao to go play outside the palace, she was very happy...she really hasn't made any progress.
We ran into the little fortune teller and her mouse, she was still looking for her Master and said that someone was going to die.
Is it me?
But when I die, Yun Jiao, will you cry?
... I asked you, if I die, will you cry?
***
The Bei Emperor died, that was the fortune teller's meaning.
Yun Jiao ran to inform Wu Hao but was being cautious as she was afraid of angering him...How come she talks back at me every time? I never thought that my temper was so bad, won't I get angry?
... I am not really angry.
I am furious!
***
Everyone wants to be a concubine, Yun Jiao is laughing at me...not thinking about it, later when we switch back, there will be others in the harem, she's so stupid, how will she cope?
... Although, I will not let her struggle with others, it's better to avoid it altogether.
Huh?
I am thinking about after we switch back?
...Well, Yun Jiao, don't leave after we switch back...removing the Empress is too troublesome, it will be a huge matter for me. This kind of trivial matter, let's just leave it as is...
You understand, right?
***
It's true that Liu Ya is not pleasing to the eye, will kick her and let her fly.
***
Pingyang is actually pregnant, and she doesn't know who the man is.
... we found out it is a man of the Jianghu.
**(Jianghu means the martial arts world like those in sects e.t.c)**
Who cares? Anyway, he has to become my in-law...Lu Lu? That name is really horrible.
This person seems very rigid...Pingyang likes him, so that's it then.
***
People will always be human, we got drugged!
I almost had sexual intercourse with Yun Jiao, but it did not happen because we are still using each other's bodies.
... Is this nothing?
What is this?
... It seems that I don't have an issue with it.
Hm, I don't really dislike her...
***
Pingyang is married.
I like this sister very much, we have similar personalities...her marriage is also good, she can continue to come to visit the palace.
I was very happy during the Spring festival.
Yun Jiao, I have decided, you are the Empress of Xi...en, for as long as I rule.
Regardless of whether you're happy or not, right?
Well, you must be very happy...
Look, your face is filled with smiles.
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