As I went out of Ren Han's house, I was still feeling unbalanced. When I got on the taxi, I reported my home address. I thought about not going home last night must have made Ultraman crazy with hunger, I felt a rare pang of guilt for not taking care of my liver three seconds.
Seeing that I was smelling of alcohol with disheveled clothes, and that I was coming out of a high-end apartment, the taxi driver eyes showed a little contempt. Naturally, he had no desire to talk with me and was simply passionately talking to his co-workers over the intercom.
"Daoist immortal, Daoist immortal."
"Speak."
"This afternoon, Funan river, to complete mahjong set, can you come?"
"826, 826, you're going to eat shrimp eggs again, are you still not afraid of losing like last time?"
"Come on then, come on."
"This old man will not return empty-handed."
"Daoist immortal, elder brother has woken up? I heard that that last night drank a shot and was drunk!"
"Which one of you said that I went drinking?"
"Lao Xu testified, Lao Xu testified."
"Right, right. Daoist immortal, you forgot to mention, yesterday you mixed drinks and held your ears and slapped yourself on the face ten times, while also saying, "You think this old man will not dare to fight, this old man will fight for you to see!"
....
Pfft!
I was laughing in the passenger seat, unkindly laughing out loud.
As I was laughing, a flash came in my mind and I suddenly remembered this sentence, "You said that I dare not to kiss, this old mother will do it for you to see - "
Bang, Bang, Bang!
As this sentence crossed my ears, it felt like there was suddenly a thunder crash and lighting in the sky. This feeling is like...In an enclosed space filled with gas, someone suddenly flicked a lighter. At that time, because of the driver's words, I was ignited and exploded, and the pieces of memories from last night poured in and flooded my brain.
In my vision, I was still at the hotpot shop. Chief Li Zi Ru was angrily screaming into his phone, "Ren Han, you did such a meddlesome thing, now she is in a daze, Xiao Wei and Xiao Zheng are completely drunk too, you take her back yourself!"
In the blink of an eye, Ren Han was standing in front of me, I smirked and stared at him, but the other person was frowning and asked, "Exactly how much did you drink?"
Can Can shrugged: "Not much, at most two cups. Say VP Ren, that's right, you also wanted to give Bai Ning a promotion gift, couldn't you have done it outrightly? Why did you ask the Chief to bring it over?"
"Who said it was a gift? It's just that there is a lot of wine in my house. So I let Li Zi Ru bring it over, who knew she would get so drunk?"
Chief coldly said, "Is that so? In any case, it is you that let me bring this wine. The silly girl is now in a daze, and the others are also completed down like dead pigs. Can Can and I can't move all these motionless people, so you figure it out yourself."
"Go back to the company first."
Then the scene changed, still with same people, the completely drunk me and Xiao Zheng, Lao Xian walking about haphazardly, the sleeping Xiao Zhi, the slightly sober Can Can and Xiao Fu jie, as well as the crying to find Slime Xiao Wei. It can be said that today, a bottle of XX luxury wine cup of 10,000yuan let us end this party...very strongly.
Can Can opened the door, Xiao Zheng and I were supported by the Chief and Ren Han, while smiling and talking.
Xiao Zheng: "Xiao Ning, pretty good...you finally got your wish today."
Me: Why? Hehe."
Xiao Zheng: "Don't you like Ren Han? Look, now that Iceberg Ren is holding you, are you very happy?"
Me: "Hehe."
"Hehehehe."
Xiao Zheng: "What are you giggling for? You, do you have the ability to kiss him? like this, it is such a good opportunity."
After hearing that, Ren Han's face along with mine went dark, I felt lifted my head a little higher and was met with a cold face, "Don't mess around."
I was a little infuriated, and so me, this lady who was completely drunk, confused and disoriented, blinked and said, "Hmph, you don't let me lean in to kiss!"
Xiao Zheng was still fanning the flames, "That's it, show your guts!"
"If you all say I don't dare to kiss, this old lady will do it for you to see."
Mwah!
The next second, I got on my tiptoes and got "my wish" and strongly kissed Ren Han. Our lips met the same time the door was opened, Can Can, Xiao Fu jie, the Chief and Xiao Zheng's boss, and the drunken Xiao Zheng, Xiao Wei, Xiao Zi...all went stiff.
After letting go of Ren Han's pig head, I was still unusually proud of myself, "I said, I dare to kiss!!"
...
What happened afterwards, I didn't dare to continue to recall, in front of the taxi driver's face, I slapped myself, this...what is this!
It turns out that after drinking I was not just disorderly, it was just that at that time, I didn't remember it, that's all. Fortunately, I still had a sense of shame earlier and didn't say too much to Ren Han. In conclusion, alcohol is really a poison. It can make you say things about the past that you will not dare to say, also make you do not do things that you will never do normally. If at that time I was rational, I would never have done such a ridiculous thing.
I can't believe that I actually did that in front of so many people from the company -
I covered my face and grieved in my heart.
On the side, the taxi driver saw me suddenly slapping myself and was crying, fearing that something happened and I was taking things too hard, and advised in a thick Chengdu accent, "Little sister, no matter what happened, accept the situation and move on..."
I still didn't have the time to respond back to the taxi driver's sentence, when my phone started ringing, I jumped on the sit when I heard it, I picked up the phone and the caller ID showed: Ren Han.
"..."
As the phone continued to sing more and more of my dull ring tone, I remembered that when I left, Ren Han had said he was going out to buy food for me. My mind was dazes and as I thought of "eating", I right away thought of Ultraman who has gone hungry for a whole day and night, so I didn't wait for Ren Han to come back and still dazed quickly got in a taxi.
But why didn't I think to explain to Ren Han?
isn't this irresponsible? To run away just like that? Yesterday evening when we went back to the company, the Chief and Ren Han, one by one called the colleagues family members to come to pick up the drunkards, and then the Chief directly threw me to Ren Han, then Ren Han brought me home. However, why? He clearly knows where I live, but then took me back to his house. What does this mean?
Also, who was that beauty that was in his house today? Also Iceberge Ren, who is usually cold and ruthless, today actually said that he will go to buy food for me. Ah, Ah, Ah! That's enough, my head has become paste, panicked, I clenched my teeth and finally pressed the hang up button.
Obviously, Ren Han is not just going to let me go.
I then received two text messages in rapid succession. Needless to say, I also knew who the sender was.
Sms 1: [Have you remembered?]
Sms 2: [Don't misunderstand, I am just calling to remind you, I am going to buy the bed in the afternoon, if you are not afraid of me accidentally buying a luxury bed of more than 100, 000 yuan, then it fine for you not to go.]
I hesitated, in view of the principle of great concern for money, I still shamelessly sent a text message back: [What do you mean? You want me to pay for the bed?]
After half a minute.
Ren Han: [You vomited on it and made it dirty, do you want me to pay?]
Ren Han: [Bai Ning, I hope you don't think that with just that one kiss, I have also become your possession.]
I was stunned by Ren Han's second text message. After a long time, I finally burst into tears and said to the taxi driver, "Uncle, you had better drive the car to the Funan River."
"Ah?Huh? That's the opposite of what you said before!
"It's because...I want to jump in the river."
Facts have proven, that not only do I have one cup potential capacity, but also my potential as a female wolf is even greater. Moreover, it is still the appearance of a proud peacock and cannot afford the suffering. My instincts tell me that my future days will probably not be easy.
Ultraman, Mama and you, may not even be able to nibble on steamed buns in the future.
Mirai's Comment: LOL All her hard and smart financial planning for this party backfired, she's ending up spending even more ...Also, yes Ren Han, she's marked you so...LOL bill of sale complete!
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