Chapter 17 - Egg Enemy

 "My Child's Father" had sustained an injury gloriously on the account of a hero saving the beauty.

When the policeman came to take away the gangster Uncle, a handcuff was put on his hands and because he was still reluctant to part with me, he would turn around with every step he took, looked at me tearfully and say: "Little Girl, remember to come to the police station and help me to appeal for justice ah—"

After he said that, I was being looked at suspiciously by everyone on the spot including the policeman Uncle also start to suspect that I was his accomplice. With great difficulty, I tried to explain clearly the situation and patiently persuaded the onlookers to leave.

There wasn't enough time for me to take a breather and I heard from my back a certain someone say: "It's bleeding."

I turned around and found out that the great and handsome VP Ren was holding his bloodied arm.

When we reached the hospital, he had to get a stitches for his wound and it took four stitches to close up the wound and it was already evening when everything was done up.

Ren Han rejected the warm invitation from the doctor and nurse to stay in the hospital. He got himself a tetanus injection and insisted on going home.

And of course, as the main culprit of this incident, I didn't dare to neglect him so I willingly followed him back to his home.

When we reached his home, I was shocked by how gorgeously decorated Iceberg Ren's house was.

Princess Loli pink drop curtain, light blue fantasy wallpaper, cute bear-shaped sofa, heart-shaped pillow, and a large Teddy Bear toy.

Looking at the big and small teddy bears in the living room, I finally understood why Ren Han liked Ultraman so much during his first visit to my house.

As a Teddy Bear copycat, Ultraman has been well-liked by Iceberg Ren because of his unique cute temperament and hairy round head.

Ren Han, you're indeed a weird uncle.

I kept quiet, but in the end, I gathered some courage to follow after the weird uncle and entered the house, "VP Ren, since you're at home now, then take a rest, I—"

"I'm hungry."

I didn't get a chance to say 'I'm going home', Ren Han had already spoken first.

Since he was injured, Ren Han didn't say many words, don't know if it's because he was bleeding or he wanted to save energy.

And at this moment, after spitting out these two words, Ren Han went straight into the room, ignoring my awkward existence.

"VP Ren—" I didn't continue talking because at the same time I wasn't sure how to phrase it.

When Ren Han heard me, he slightly paused his steps, turned around and said: "Bai Ning, don't tell me you don't know how to cook."

Afterwards, he walked straight into the bedroom and shut the door, leaving me alone to stand among so many Teddy Bears and feeling helpless.

I really don't know how to cook ah....

After 1 hour and 8 minutes of hard work, I finally finished making 3 dishes and 1 soup.

I lingered around Ren Han's bedroom door for a long time before I knocked on the door.

Shortly after, I heard the rustling sound of curtains from inside the room.

In no time, the door opened, the great VP Ren with a sleepy look said, "Is the meal ready?"

I nodded my head, and found out that Ren Han the weird uncle's bedroom was much more normal than the living room.

Other than a gorgeous black big bed, study table, wardrobe and computer, there's no other extra furniture.

The whole bedroom is clean and neat. Moreover, the wall was as white as an abstinence faction.

This whole bedroom seems totally different from the living room.

Right in my bewildered moment, I heard Ren Han's cold voice from the dining room, "Bai Ning, come here."

I eagerly ran over and saw Iceberg Ren's gaze was focusing on the food on the table.

I couldn't help but to take a step backward and swallow my saliva.

Ren Han picked up the chopsticks and knocked it on the soup bowl and asked: "What is this?"

"Tomato egg soup."

"What about this?"

"Tomato scrambled eggs ..."

"And this ?"

"Steamed eggs ..."

"This one?"

"Egg omelet."

Ren Han silently put down the chopsticks and pondered while pinching his chin.

"Bai Ning."

"Here."

"Does your family sell eggs?" Ren Han's deep pupil movements indicating that the Master is holding back his anger, "Otherwise, are you laying eggs?"

I pursed my lip, feeling extremely aggrieved.

How would I know that I'll be given such an arduous task — as to cook.

In my dictionary, indeed I only know how to make 3 kinds of dishes: tomato scrambled eggs, tomato egg soup, and egg omelet.

And today I was able to come out with a new trick and made a steamed egg, it can be counted as going beyond my normal ability.

Ren Han sighed, "You live alone, do you eat instant noodles every day?"

I looked up, "No ah... I pay for food catering to Auntie Wang downstairs, every day she'll cook for me."

Of course, recently because I am deep in debt, I'd cut my expenses and started to eat instant noodles every day.

So I very much cherished today's meal, I haven't been eating rice for almost a week!

With the addition of today's shock, even though at this moment Ren Han was unhappily staring at me, yet I still brazenly sat down and started to eat.

Ren Han looked at me for a while, probably because he had no strength so he just sighed and turned back to his room.

"Hey... VP Ren, you're not eating anymore?"

There was no reply, only the angry sound of the door being closed once again.

I stuck out my tongue out, making funny face. Don't want to eat? forget it... you can starve to death!

This Young Miss had not been made any meal for anyone these last two years, so many people queuing yet still unable to eat, yet you actually gave me that look.

After dinner, when I was wondering if I should inform Ren Han and leave or should I just straightaway leave quietly after washing the bowls, I heard my SMS tone ringing, so I took a look at the phone:

Sender: The Giver Guo Ning

Content: Go online!

My heart skipped a beat and I started to wonder whether I haven't been obediently updating recently.

Guo Ning is the editor of BL group from Wei Feng Literature Network. Because I was deeply impressed by BL, also started sometime to hit the keyboard to write some insignificant self-entertaining BL novel. As a result, Lord Guo Ning appreciated it and then signed me to a slavery contract.

Now suddenly I saw that The Giver Guo Ning had sent me a first-ever message, I right away went to QQ on my phone and in a split second, the QQ message tone constantly started ringing.

Approximately one minute later when the phone was in danger of crashing, I finally managed to open the message inbox.

Guo Nong The Giver's Harem Group

[Guo Ning The Giver] Ladies n Gentleman, Censor striking, please immediately delete all H and adulterous movie!

[Guo Ning The Giver] This time around it is not a joke, it's for real! I'll do an inspection in the evening!

The following are the voice of complaints

Private Chat 1

[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] My dear, I heard that your network station got censored? Then what will happen to my favorite Queen Receiver Ren Han?

[Worm specialized in eating Chrysanthemum] Where are you?

Private Chat 2

[Guo Ning The Giver] Xiao Ning Zi, your writing is the main target of the censor, you have to delete all the H for me, do you understand?!!!

[Guo Ning The Giver] In the evening, you'll be the first one that I'll check!

[Guo Ning The Giver] Where are you?

[Guo Ning The Giver] When you're back immediately reply me.

[Guo Ning The Giver] Are you back yet?

Private Chat 3

[Dog Wow Wow] My Dear, I'm so sad ah!

[Dog Wow Wow] So many, how to change? Does French kisses also have to deleted?

The message tone kept on ringing nonstop, I hadn't gotten the chance to reply to anyone before my phone died without any integrity.

What to do? I'm totally anxious ...

The place where Ren Han lives is a small villa. It was located on a hillside outside the Third Ring Road. Just now when we took a cab, I had to spend a great deal of effort to persuade the driver to come up here. And now, let's not talk about the high taxi fare, even if I can smoothly find a taxi and rush home, it would take at least one hour to reach home. At that time, supposedly Guo Ning The Giver would have become totally frantic to the point that I would be sent to the Cold Palace.

What to do? On the brink of collapsing, suddenly my eyes shot a glance at the computer at the corner of the living room which was surrounded by so many Teddy Bears.

I turned my head to check at the bedroom which had no movement, that guy should be sleeping after taking his medicine, right? If I use his computer for a while, it shouldn't be too much, right?

Amitabha, let's pray that Passive Ren's computer has no password.

In the moonless midnight is the best time to kill a person. I took advantage of the young pretty man Ren Han's injured and body weak so during he's dazed asleep, I quietly ..... went on his computer access the internet at his house.

Nervously, I switched on the computer. No password, no indecent desktop and the classic and simple ever Windows desktop appeared before me.

I also didn't have the interest to browse through anything in the computer, just quickly clicked on QQ on the desktop. In a split second, the QQ message once again burst out.

It's just that .. this time only one person Q-ing me madly.

[Guo Ning The Giver] Xiao Ning Zi, quickly remove all your H chapters!

[Guo Ning The Giver] Before getting any complaint, quick!

[Guo Ning The Giver] Where are you?

[Guo Ning The Giver] Don't think it's ok if you didn't say anything, this time it's for real, for writing H, you can get caught and send to prison!

[Guo Ning The Giver] Xiao Ning Zi, you actually dare to hide from me?

Looking at Guo Ning The Giver's eruption, I started to type with trembling hands.

[Xiao Ning Zi] I'm sorry, Editor. I was out the whole day today. Only now I'm online.

[Guo Ning The Giver] Faster go and change them!

[Xiao Ning Zi] Didn't I just get censored earlier on? How come there's another censor? Eh, Lord Editor, did I get a complaint from someone ah..?

[Guo Ning The Giver] Beat it, stop your nonsense and act obediently with me. Xiao Ning Zi, remember ... you're not allowed to write H again in the future, not even write a kiss or french kiss type! This time the censor is really serious, no more H writing – forever.

[Xiao Ning Zi] So serious?

[Guo Ning The Giver] Either your writing gets locked up by me or you get caught and sent to jail, choose either one yourself.

Without any choice and under Guo Ning's threat, I obediently opened the webpage, entered the backstage and started to change chapter by chapter all the H that I'd written by burning midnight oil were changed into ellipsis...

When I was grievingly making the changes and got carried away by it, suddenly from my back there was an ice-cold voice, "What are you doing?"

I was so shocked that I nearly shouted and quickly closed the webpage. Then I slowly turned around and smiled, "VP Ren, you've woken up?"

Ren Han folded his arms on his chest with that High Mighty King imposing manner, said: "Don't give me that funny smile, I'm asking what are you doing."

"Eh", I blatantly told a lie without blinking my eyes, "At first I wanted to leave but I was worried about you VP Ren, so I wanted to wait till you woke up to make sure that you're all right before leaving. Because I was too bored so I turned on the computer to go online."

After saying that, I secretly peeked at Ren Han, there was no other expression on him, still that Iceberg look, shouldn't have been found out, right?

Ren Han stretched his back and changed the topic, "Bai Ning, you can cook noodles right?

"En?"

"I'm hungry. Go and cook noodles for me, remember don't put onions."

The corner of my mouth twitched, this man, really treats this Young Miss as his Filipino maid? However, due to the superior-subordinate relationship, today his injury was also caused by me and the pros and cons process, nevertheless, I went to the kitchen silently.

Half an hour later, with lots of efforts finally with a smile, I came out from the kitchen holding a bowl of noodles.

The Big Master Ren who was reading a magazine took a glimpse at the bowl and finally he couldn't help to explode.

"Bai Ning, does your family really have a hatred with eggs?"

"Ha? Why did you say that?"

Big Master Ren used a chopstick to pick the noodle, squinted his eyes, "Why is it fried egg noodles?"

I propped my chin and said seriously: "Because I only know how to cook fried egg noodle."

After hearing that, Ren Han who was always steady like Mt. Tai and calm with no changing expression, finally got angered by me til his mouth went crooked.

And upon seeing this, all my today's depression and hearts trouble were gone, I was so happy that it was as if Japanese cherry blossoms flowers were blooming on my chest.

Little did I imagine that my extreme joy can turn into sorrow.

In fact, I was getting closer and closer to a tragedy.

After eating noodles, Ren Han neither too quickly nor too slowly wiped his mouth and said the sentence that shocked me the most today: "Now that I'm full, I have the strength to sort you out."

I acted stupid, "En? VP Ren, what did you say? Sort out the room ah ..."

Ren Han interrupted me, using a finger gesture and said: "First, you actually lied to the company, said the camera was robbed by the gangster, coveting the company's property; Second, took this opportunity to cheat the company for sick leave; Third, insulted a company leader."

I stalled. Alright, I concede to the first two, but the third one, what type of groundless accusation is that?

I diverted Ren Han attention and argued strongly for what is right: "VP Ren, did you remember wrongly, when did I insult a company leader?!"

After hearing that, the originally the calm and collected Ren Han pulled up his lip in a smirk, his smile was extremely devious, "Bai Ning, did you really think it will be alright just by closing down the webpage? Don't you know there's something called webpage history record?"

Mirai's Comment: Shoot! Here I was hoping he didn't catch the gangster's words...and also now the steamy stories she's been writing too...she's in trouble LOL

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